Utterly Hilarious

So the last couple weeks have been a bit rough on me and I have needed a good laugh. So, I went to a friends blog and it CRACKED me up....just what I needed. So I just wanted to tell a couple stories that will hopefully tickle someone else a bit too. Just thinking of these stories still makes me laugh. Also, these stories star one of the funniest people I know...my sister.

Shortly after my sweet beautiful niece was born, 2 years ago, my sister and I wanted to get back into playing club volleyball. So we show up at the gym and people are everywhere - really good players might I add. Now we played in high school and coached a little after but I don't know we were on any kind of level that these folks were. Anyway, so there we were, me, my sister, my mom and my baby niece (someone had to watch the baby while we played...). My mom was holding the baby and between us all we had diaper bags and strollers gallore. We walk in and get my mom seated in a relatively safe location free from flying balls, and then my sister and I walk on to the court and start practicing with everyone. We practice for a while and then break off into teams and start a game. Luckily, we were on the same team. So we are playing and I go and set up the ball and here comes my sister and she spikes it for a point!! We all were so excited and jumping around and all of a sudden I look down and see that one of her nursing pads had come out of her bra and had fallen on the floor. I started to descreatly motion to her that it was on the floor and she was still so excited about her great spike that she kept saying "I know it was awesome right!!?!" and kept giving me high fives. Finally I had to say it "Sisy, your nursing pad!!" as I pointed to it still laying at her feet. She looks down and quickly grabbed it up and stuck it in her pocket. Just a funny thing we still laugh about today.
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My sister and I went swimming this summer shortly after she had given birth to my handsome nephew. She was still feeling chubby from being pregnant and felt like she had nothing to wear. So she wore a swimsuit she did no feel comfortable in and put a tank top over it. [side note: my sister has been nursing my nephew since birth] So we get in the pool and start swimming and all of a sudden my sister swims over to me and says "Have you ever seen a cow swim?" and I said "Actually, no I haven't. Why?" to which she replies, "Now you have...MOO!!" We both had a good laugh.